Yet another pissup

I woke up at 9:30am rather late for work, and wondered
a. why the light is still on
b. where my t-shirt is
c. why my bed is wet
d. where my shot glass and mug are
e. where my room keys are
f. where my mobile is

So i walked to the kitchen which held the answer to all my questions. The place looked like it had been bombed by some terrorist organization... disaster area. Water allover the floor, bottles everywhere, empty cans stacked up in interesting shapes, t-shirts strewn about the place, wine stains allover the table, etc. Yes, last night we did yet another pissup. God knows what we drank, but i know we drank it in large quantities. I distinctly remember us drinking out of our matching 1L beer mugs and banging them together to the yells of "aaarrrrgh!" and "skål" and other meaningless gargles. After a quiet word with my liver and a trip to the bathroom, i can safely say i drank a few litres of strong beer, vodka, whiskey and some other nasty danish Gammel Dansk. Things got ugly when someone produced a waterpistol and we ended up throwing entire mugs of water at eachother.

yours truly,
the behemoths at kokken 2B